A whatsapp chat between Him
and Her …….
She: Such a tiring day its
been!
He: Hmm
She: Our maid did the same drama today. I think we should look for another one.
He: Hmm
She: Maybe we could try out
the one the neighbours have. Haven’t really seen her throwing around attitude.
He: Hmm
She: Sakshi was so mean to me,
you wont believe it!
He: Hmm
She: She and I have been
friends for so long! Why would she do something ike that?!
He: Hmm
She: My phone got hanged
today afternoon. I did everything I could. Even googled on it. Nothing worked.
And then suddenly, it restarted!
He: Hmm
She: But I think I might have
lost some data. I’m pretty sure my reminder list had 36 reminders, now I can
see only 29!
He: Hmm
She: Yesterday I changed my
profile pic on FB. Its got only a 70 odd likes yet.
He: Hmm
She: I know what you would say
to this, ‘I can barely manage to get 7! What are you upset about!’
He: Hmm
She: But 70 is like not even
1/5th of my friends list!
He: Hmm
She: Are you even reading
what I’m typing?
He: Hmm
She: Enough of your Hmms! I
feel like coming out to the living room and switching off that tv!
He: Hmm
She: You know what your mother
said to me. She thinks you’ve lost a lot of weight since we got married. She
thinks I don’t cook well enough for you to feel satiated, and that’s showing on
your body!
He: Its just a
misuderstanding dear. She couldn’t have meant it that way. She’s the most
innocent person you could ever meet.
She: Do you know the real
meaning of innocent?
He: Hmm
She: Are you coming to bed
now? You’d said it’s the last two overs half an hour back!
He: Hmm…hmm
She: I had some things on my
mind, now that mamma isnt around. But you know what, you should finish your
match. I’m tired too, I’ll just hit the bed now.
In a flash he was by her side,
on the bed.
He: What if I massage away
your fatigue sweetie pie? And no, I won’t be using the massage chair! ;-)
PS. Men, men, men…………………..For
those of you friends who don’t know which massage chair I’m referring to, and
which mamma it is who’s disappeared, here’s the background, The Hubby's Birthday.
34 comments:
amazing piece, kept me glued till the end :)
Thanks Amruta :-)
Very interesting!! I hope the hmm phase doesnt come too soon for me.
Saloni dear, I hope it never comes for you :-)
Funny!!
Thankyou ma'am :-)
In my case even if I post an essay on a chat in won't get a reply not even a hmmm as my hubby hardly sees checks those chating apps. Only when he needs some imp details which he needs urgently will he check. ....
So no hmmms in my life
And if it comes wen we r face to face then he'll have to hear my hmmmm for life time....hahaha
Sonal, I like that girl! Let him hear your hmmms:-)
Hmmmm.....
I wish whatsapp could be so programmed that it could automatically reply when you are working and people are bothering you with so many "unwanted" msgs. Give me a break. Nice article Di.
Ashu thanks for the hmmming :-)
Haha sumeet!
Very witty. I'm so glad I stayed away from WA. But I guess other social media are equally distracting and addictive.
Thanks Sweety... And hats off to you for staying away from one of them at least, cos it's a one way street dear :-)
Hmmm... That was a good one!! lol!!
Hahaha......men men men !!!
Lovely !! Leena maam.
really nice :-)
That was funny...
You had my attention till the last line. :D
Thank you Deepak uncle!
Yep men men men! Thanks SHraddha!
Glad you liked it Archana!
I tried Kishor! Thanks :)
I'm really glad Indrani :)
Hahahaha..at least he is saying 'hmmm'. In my case, he seldom checks his WhatsApp :-(
A very entertaining and engaging read, Leena.. :-D
Haha this is so funny.. An engaging read, Leena. :D
Ha ha ha,i really hope this would never happen to me
This was a hilarious read and going over to the linked post now.
I agree hmms can be really annoying. But all the more annoying is no reply at all
Hehe Mani, humaari duh shari kahaaniyaan :)
Thanks Meera dear :)
Sadhvi, umeed pe duniya kayac hai :)
True dat, Ranjini!
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